10) Just God playing connect the dots again.
9) Mother Earth wanted a couple of really nice tattoos.
8) The Aliens are fucking with us: crop circles are just an encrypted recipe for McDonald's secret sauce.
7) They're handy coasters for the Jolly Green Giant's frosty beverages.
6) Someone in heaven has a really bad cough.
5) Jeb and Cooter are at it again with a rope and a couple planks.
4) They're government funded dumb-people magnets.
3) Bored extraterrestrial children are using the earth as a giant Etch-A-Sketch.
2) They're the Satanic rituals of devil-worshipping field mice.
1) Some people have WAY too much time on their hands.
9) Mother Earth wanted a couple of really nice tattoos.
8) The Aliens are fucking with us: crop circles are just an encrypted recipe for McDonald's secret sauce.
7) They're handy coasters for the Jolly Green Giant's frosty beverages.
6) Someone in heaven has a really bad cough.
5) Jeb and Cooter are at it again with a rope and a couple planks.
4) They're government funded dumb-people magnets.
3) Bored extraterrestrial children are using the earth as a giant Etch-A-Sketch.
2) They're the Satanic rituals of devil-worshipping field mice.
1) Some people have WAY too much time on their hands.
Love this list!
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